Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
40 before 40? So over! It’s all about 24 before 2 and a half! Here’s my list of things you MUST do before you turn two and a half: MY MUCK-IT LIST 1. Bungee-jump off a changing table. Nothing beats the thrill of diving for the floor, dangling only by one foot caught in the safety […]
Wry Mummy is two! And still a complete mystery to most of my family and friends. “A blog?” “It’s my own website, grandma. You know, on the computer.” “Your own website?” “That’s right.” “Oh,” baffled nodding and unsure smiling from the dear nonagenarian. “Is that for your blog, mummy?” “Yes, darling.” “What IS a blog, […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
It had to happen. Six years, three kids, a gazillion Lego pieces. Sooner or later, one of those bits was going to go up someone’s nose. I’m only surprised it took so long. So, what do you do, if hooking it out with your little finger ain’t happening? How do you get a bit of […]
I will always love you I’m about to turn 40. So why won’t I dress like it? I assumed there would come a day when I would always look effortlessly stylish, smart – mature. In well-cut clothes and tasteful jewellery with a ladylike bag to match. I assumed it would be when I was about […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
Families need food. Fact. Yet can families buy food? No. Not without public censure, anyway. If the tuts, hisses and glares of supermarket shopping with kids is getting to you, take a look at my handy guide. Over half term, we ran low on milk. This is an emergency in our 20-pint a week plus […]
It had to happen. Six years, three kids, a gazillion Lego pieces. Sooner or later, one of those bits was going to go up someone’s nose. I’m only surprised it took so long. So, what do you do, if hooking it out with your little finger ain’t happening? How do you get a bit of […]
Everything changes when you have kids. And never is this more obvious than on your birthday. Before kids, birthdays were an excuse to indulge, to slack off and to drink. After kids, only one of those is still true. Before kids: On your actual birthday, you have a boozy lunch at work and a “quiet” […]
“Inbox zero” is the bane of the digital world, but in the domestic sphere it is “laundry basket zero”. Are you, too, chasing the impossible dream? I have a dream. A dream where the washing machine is silent. The tumble dryer is still. The airers are folded. The radiators are clear. The doorframe is hanger-free. […]