Why do babies always get ill when you’re out? They seem to have an inbuilt Fun Radar, which automatically releases germs into their system when they sense mummy is on her third glass of vino. My baby’s radar went off at midnight on Christmas Day this year – so I was cleaning up chunks, drunk… […]
#175120294 / gettyimages.com I am drinking lager on the loo. My husband is hunched over his pint in the shower. We are waiting for the kids to fall asleep so we can drink like civilized people: sitting on the corridor outside the cabin. The depths to which one sinks as a parent never cease to […]
All kids love poo. Mine names his. This morning, we had the usual “just sat down for breakfast loo dash” and he produced three poos: a big one, a medium-sized one and a small one. “Like Goldilocks!” he cried. Faces in Poos But his fascination with poo doesn’t end there. You may have heard of […]
You’ve been away. You’re on your way home. Your head is bursting with your out-of-home experience, and quite likely with your hangover. Across your addled brain run visions of your homecoming. Will your dream become reality? Dream: They will be sleeping peacefully (on your return at 8.30pm). You will drop a kiss on their foreheads, […]