Mum’s banging on about giving up chocolate for Lent – like that’s a big deal! We could give up way better things than that. Like spraying her hand when we’re weeing al fresco! The list is endless! Pretending not to hear a thing mummy says. Especially when she’s doing that weird counting out loud thing. […]
Mum’s banging on about giving up chocolate for Lent – like that’s a big deal! We could give up way better things than that. Like spraying her hand when we’re weeing al fresco! The list is endless! Pretending not to hear a thing mummy says. Especially when she’s doing that weird counting out loud thing. […]
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Mum’s banging on about giving up chocolate for Lent – like that’s a big deal! We could give up way better things than that. Like spraying her hand when we’re weeing al fresco! The list is endless! Pretending not to hear a thing mummy says. Especially when she’s doing that weird counting out loud thing. […]
Picture credit: TomCruise.com. You’re welcome, ladies. Motherhood qualifies you for lots of things. A medal, for one. The Mummy CV is vast and includes such roles as taxi driver, referee, cook, maid, counsellor, tutor, nurse, PA, bank – the list goes on. But have you thought outside the box? Your experience as a mother will […]
“Not tonight, love, I’m folding my laundry.” This was on the tip of my tongue the other night, when a friend asked me to the pub. I kid you not. Do you ever feel you have to choose between seeing your friends and getting on top of the housework? Enter the Chore Date. Our children get […]
My kids don’t fight (that) much, but throw a present in the mix, and it’s WAR! This Christmas, do we give them the same thing (waste of money), nothing (yeah, right!) – or a lesson in sharing (ho ho ho)? He’s Got More Green Ones Than Me! Whatever my sons are given, their brother’s present […]
I was so excited to get the children home for half term. Then they were awful. After a few days, we all got used to each other again. But just as we started to enjoy ourselves as a family, it’s time to go back. Is it just me who sees holidays as a roller coaster? […]
I was so excited to get the children home for half term. Then they were awful. After a few days, we all got used to each other again. But just as we started to enjoy ourselves as a family, it’s time to go back. Is it just me who sees holidays as a roller coaster? […]
If you can keep your head when all about you Are screaming theirs off and baying for milk, If you can trust yourself when health visitors doubt you, But make allowance for their well meaning too; If you can get up for the ninth time and not moan about waking, Or being weed upon, don’t […]